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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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