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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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