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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

2008