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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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