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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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