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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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