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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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