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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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