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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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