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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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