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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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