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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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