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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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