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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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