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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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