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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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