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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Yisro Whale

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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