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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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