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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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