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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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