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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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