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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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