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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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