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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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