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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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