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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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