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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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