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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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