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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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