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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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