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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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