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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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