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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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