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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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