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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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