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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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