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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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