What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What's the name of the Japanese restaurant owner's wife?

Sue, she.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did patrons in the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked the waiters if they could Dim Sum.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

Boysenberries

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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