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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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