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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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