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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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