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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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