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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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