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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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