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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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