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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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