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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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