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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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A dessert island.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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