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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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