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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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