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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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