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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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