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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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