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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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