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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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