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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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