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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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