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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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