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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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