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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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