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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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