Pictures:

At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

2156

What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

1232

What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

1722

Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

1808

How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

829

What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

107

What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

902

What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

2114

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7

Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

1119

How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

1464

What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

356