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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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