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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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A dessert island.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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