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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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