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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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