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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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