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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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