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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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