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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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