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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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