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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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