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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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