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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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