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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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