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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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