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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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