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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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