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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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