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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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