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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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