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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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