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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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A paradigm.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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