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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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