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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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