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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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