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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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