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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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