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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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