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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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