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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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