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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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