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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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