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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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