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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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