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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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