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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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