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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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