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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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