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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

1948

Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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