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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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