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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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