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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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