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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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