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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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