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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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