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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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