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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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