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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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