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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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