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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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