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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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