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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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