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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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