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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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