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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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