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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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