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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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