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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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