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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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