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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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