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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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