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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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