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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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