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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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