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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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