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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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