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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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