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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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