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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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