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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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