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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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