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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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