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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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