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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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