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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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