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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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