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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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