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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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