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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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