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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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