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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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