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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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