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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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