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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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