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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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