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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Yisro Whale

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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