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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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