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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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