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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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A square not.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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