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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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