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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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