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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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