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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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