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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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