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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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