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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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