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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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