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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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