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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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