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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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