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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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