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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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